oatmeal47:

what a beautiful wedding

oatmeal47:

what a beautiful wedding

(Source: jajaneenee)

unclefather:

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and beautiful

unclefather:

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and beautiful

iphone user: *minding his own business*
android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
iphone user: im not really a fanboy
android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
iphone user: it's quite large
Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
iphone user: oh my god!
android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

(Source: elliemce)

sighquil:

blastortoise:

Death by beyblades

Let it r.i.p.

(Source: jizeru-jueru)

carolxne:

ive decided to move out sooner than i originally planned

carolxne:

ive decided to move out sooner than i originally planned

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

(Source: skypestripper)

(Source: gayorphan)

olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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(Source: olliekirkland)